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[ 43 Articles Listed ] 2008 Olympia Virtual Expo Tour! By: J.P. Ulmen Find out exactly what goes on the Olympia Expo all from the comfort of home! Click different items and make things happen! Date Added: Sep 26, 2008
2009 IFBB Arnold Classic After Party Game. By: J.P. Ulmen Can you answer questions about the Arnold Classic on a noisy dance floor? Huh? Can you? Things might get a little "blurry" as the night goes on. It is a party after all. Date Added: Mar 17, 2009
2009 Iron Man Pro: Hidetada Yamagishi's Posing Game! By: J.P. Ulmen Help Hidetada get through the mandatory poses and win a giant cardboard coupon to the Bodybuilding.com Store! Date Added: Jan 26, 2009
A Bodybuilder Is Born: Episode 35 - Going Through The Motions Isn't Enough! By: Ron Harris As husband and wife bodybuilders, we both got a lot of questions asking 'how we got this way'. Of course, this episode is no different and reveals how going through the motions is not simply not enough. Learn more. 2744 Words - Date Added: Aug 12, 2009
Another Of The Worst, Most Horrifying Workouts I've Ever Witnessed! By: Nick Nilsson They made a Friday the 13th Part 2. This is another horror story that cried out for a sequel. Bad exercise form is one thing but this was a disaster! 1193 Words - Date Added: Feb 11, 2004
BodyBlog Readings Main Page! By: Other Writer Featured BodySpace members will have a recent blog entry read by a distinguished orator. Join us for a light-hearted look into the thoughts and minds of our members. NEW: Reading #12 - Belinda Benn. 1059 Words - Date Added: Jul 31, 2009
Bodybuilding.Comics! By: Other Writer Bodybuilding.com presents some of the top bodybuilding and fitness related comics on the web today! 261 Words - Date Added: Oct 17, 2008
Brawn's Gym! An Exclusive Bodybuilding Webcomic! By: J.P. Ulmen Bodybuilding.com presents Brawn's Gym! This Week: Independence Day took place earlier this week. In celebration of that fact we give you a very old joke! 1651 Words - Date Added: Jul 06, 2007
Brawn's Gym! The Complete Series. By: J.P. Ulmen Bodybuilding.com presents Brawn's Gym! Read the entire series from the very beginning with minimal commercial interruption! 4102 Words - Date Added: Nov 19, 2007
Brawn's Gym! Year Four: An Exclusive Bodybuilding Webcomic! By: J.P. Ulmen Bodybuilding.com presents Brawn's Gym! This Week: Wait a minute? Does anyone actually read newspapers anymore? Does anyone even print them anymore? 1184 Words - Date Added: Nov 09, 2009
Brawn's Gym! Year Three. An Exclusive Bodybuilding Webcomic! By: J.P. Ulmen Bodybuilding.com presents Brawn's Gym! This Week: A shocking cliff-hanger ending with a surprise twist for Year Three? It turns out they were aliens the entire time. 1999 Words - Date Added: Jul 06, 2009
Brawn's Gym! Year Two. An Exclusive Bodybuilding Webcomic! By: J.P. Ulmen Bodybuilding.com presents Brawn's Gym! This Week: Everyone knows personal trainers do more than count your reps. Right? Anyway, That's two baby! Pushin' on into three!
1926 Words - Date Added: Jul 07, 2008
Clank and Bangers By: Lisa Sutton What would a "gym" be without the reverberation of . . . . weights CLANKING, BANGING, SLAMMING, SMASHING and CRASHING into one another? 1517 Words - Date Added: Jul 29, 2002
Cracked Up Glossary Of Common Gym Terms! By: Nick Nilsson You've been to gym and have heard the lingo. Now learn the REAL definitions of what you've been hearing. 546 Words - Date Added: Aug 12, 2003
Defective Repetitions: Do Any Of These Styles Describe You? By: Nick Nilsson The repetition is the basis of all training. So how can something so important go so terribly (and humorously) wrong! See how many of these defective rep types you've spotted (hopefully, not in the mirror!). 757 Words - Date Added: May 05, 2004
Distractions At The Gym By: Lisa Sutton Blaring music, dumbbells clanking, people chattering, weights dropping to the floor, workout partners shouting at one another. Learn how to overcome all of these distractions! 859 Words - Date Added: Jan 10, 2003
Don't Be THAT Guy: Gym Weirdos. By: Par Deus We all know these types of guys at the gym. You’ve probably seen one, know one, or hell, you may even be one. Here are 20 weirdos that are in every gym! 2512 Words - Date Added: May 02, 2003
Gym Etiquette By: Matt Danielsson Every once in a while you see obscure articles in the Bodybuilding mags where they raise a nagging finger and babble about do's and do not's in the gym. 909 Words - Date Added: Oct 01, 2002
Gym Etiquette: What To Do Not To Get Yelled At By: Jon Huston If you are like me, the gym is a sacred place where you can go to get away from the hustle and bustle of the everyday world. It is a place where you can let off all the steam that builds up after eight hours of taking orders or listening to complaints. Why, then, do so many people desecrate such a holy place? My answer: Because they are idiots. Well, maybe not idiots, but they should know better. I am going to tell you what to look for and how to prevent it. 1068 Words - Date Added: Jun 07, 2002
Gym Idiots By: Todd Blue The Personal Trainer wanna be - nothing annoys me more than while I am in the middle of a set and this poor excuse for a physique comes over and offers his unwanted advice. 1092 Words - Date Added: Dec 21, 2001
How to Avoid Embarrassing Moments in the Gym By: Bryan Kenny Everyone has at least one embarrassing thing happen to them in the gym, whether its: farting, splitting your pants, or even crapping yourself. I'm going to give you a few ways to avoid these awkward situations. And I'll tell you a couple of my worst gym embarrassments, sad to say, but two involve my nuts. 857 Words - Date Added: Dec 09, 2000
Iron Rules - Gym-etiquette By: Dave Draper To make a muscle look good, you need only train it in isolation, but to make it work efficiently in useful, everyday activities, it must work synergistically with other muscle groups. 1146 Words - Date Added: Jul 19, 2002
Ironman Series - Animated Episode: Deshaun Grimez By: J.P. Ulmen Ronny Skipper and an uninvited guest interview Deshaun Grimez. Date Added: Feb 15, 2008
M&M Quiz: Is Your Gym Hardcore? By: Par Deus We want to know just how hardcore your gym is. The following quiz will let you know if your gym is hardcore or not. Try it out. 1116 Words - Date Added: Jul 25, 2005
MUSCLEHEDZ Comic Of The Week: Thank My Wife! By: MUSCLEHEDZ The well known and always funny MUSCLEHEDZ is a hilarious comic that was started in 1992 by John Gleneick, another great comic of gym & bodybuilding humor! 676 Words - Date Added: Apr 17, 2009
My Most Memorable Moments at the Gym By: Andy Stevensen Be prepared! The worst smell I have ever smelled at the gym was only a few days ago. I was leg pressing and their was some other guy doing the same next to me. Man, he was one stinky mug. 833 Words - Date Added: Apr 01, 2002
Pizza, French Fries, Beer and Other Diet Foods! By: Nick Nilsson These quick tips will show you that you can eat your favorite junk food by the ton and still lose all the fat you want! 890 Words - Date Added: May 09, 2003
Ronnie Skipper Interview 3: Phil Heath & Johnnie Jackson. By: J.P. Ulmen Ronnie hits rock bottom after a meeting with his nemesis Bob. But a chance meeting with a certain Iron Man winner could help change all that. Date Added: Mar 04, 2008
Ronnie Skipper Interviews - Episode 1: David Henry. By: J.P. Ulmen Thanks to Ronnie Skipper, Bodybuilding Enthusiast, you'll get up close and personal with your favorite bodybuilders and find out what really makes them tick! Today: David Henry. What's the deal with his back anyway? 133 Words - Date Added: Mar 06, 2008
Ronnie Skipper Interviews - Episode 2: Deshaun Grimez. By: J.P. Ulmen Thanks to Ronnie Skipper, Bodybuilding Enthusiast, you'll get up close and personal with your favorite bodybuilders and find out what really makes them tick! Today: Deshaun Grimez, and an uninvited guest! 136 Words - Date Added: Mar 06, 2008
Ronnie Skipper Interviews - Episode 3: Phil Heath. By: J.P. Ulmen Thanks to Ronnie Skipper, Bodybuilding Enthusiast, you'll get up close and personal with your favorite bodybuilders and find out what really makes them tick! Today: Ronnie hits rock bottom. 144 Words - Date Added: Mar 06, 2008
Ronnie Skipper Interviews - The Animated Series. By: J.P. Ulmen Thanks to Ronnie Skipper, Bodybuilding Enthusiast, you'll get up close and personal with your favorite bodybuilders and find out what really makes them tick! 142 Words - Date Added: Mar 06, 2008
Special Flash Report: Big Boys Frustrated As Sticks Take Over Hardcore Gym! By: Clayton South Check out this lighthearted newspaper format special flash report about what the big boys in the gym are getting frustrated in their hardcore gyms! 943 Words - Date Added: Jul 11, 2003
Stripping For Cash in Cancun By: Ron Harris But here I was, and this was no fantasy sequence out of one of those teenage sex comedies like "American Pie" or "Road Trip." It was really happening, and I had bodybuilding to thank for it.
1606 Words - Date Added: Mar 25, 2002
Suggestion Boxes Loom Large By: Lisa Sutton They lurk in the dark shadows of every single gym. They lay in wait, fixated upon you and the exercise that you are performing. They let you get into an excellent training groove and then... out of nowhere... they POUNCE! 848 Words - Date Added: Sep 09, 2002
The Brawn's Gym Archives! By: J.P. Ulmen Bodybuilding.com presents The Brawn's Gym Archives! Join personal trainer Billy Brawn in this exclusive webcomic as he takes on the bodybuilding community, one customer at a time... Updates every two weeks. 239 Words - Date Added: Jul 20, 2007
The Lighter Side Of Pro Sport With Guy Grundy. Installment Two. By: David Robson Guy Grundy's insightful commentary and entertaining experiences... Now, on a monthly basis at Bodybuilding.com, we can look forward to outrageous experiences of his 'never a dull moment' life. 1291 Words - Date Added: Feb 09, 2006
The Most Incredibly Terrible Workout Ever Witnessed! By: Nick Nilsson This is a story about a workout that I witnessed somebody perform about 10 years ago in a university gym in Canada. Now, if you've spent any time in a gym, you've probably seen people using exercise form that is less than perfect. What I was about to watch, however, was the most atrocious exercise technique I've ever seen in all my years of training. 1150 Words - Date Added: Aug 25, 2003
The Pipsqueak Posse By: Todd Blue I am standing in the gym one day, just got finished with a grueling triceps and bicep workout. I look up in the mirror and see, what had to be 10 or so of the skinniest, ugliest looking dudes come in.
556 Words - Date Added: Jan 14, 2002
Things That Make A Bodybuilder Say, 'HMMMMM'... By: Delbert Hickman As a bodybuilder, you spend countless number of hours working to perfect your
physique. In doing so, you are subjected to an environment filled with all types of
activities that just make you want to say, "HMMMMM...". I thought I'd lighten things
up a bit and talk about some of the not so normal, funny, and sometimes less than
intelligent things I've seen while training in the gym. 1445 Words - Date Added: Jun 23, 2000
Things We Love To Hate In The Gym! By: Matt Danielsson Funny and irritating gym situations that have either happened to you in the past or will probably happen to you in the future! 793 Words - Date Added: Jan 30, 2003
This Has To Be A Joke, Right? By: Todd Blue Now I have seen some shows were it looked like some guys maybe dieted a couple of weeks and just decided to do the show but this one takes the cake. This guy comes out all tanned, oiled up and ready to go. The crowd goes completely silent. No one knew what in the hell to think of this guy.
524 Words - Date Added: Jan 26, 2002
Why Do You Have All Those Muscles? By: Dave Draper Do you wonder what bodybuilders use their muscles for, besides for looks. Dave Draper has cleared this up for all of us and telling us why! 1305 Words - Date Added: Aug 12, 2002
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