He was a steroid abuser anyway!

By Anonymous on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 - 07:48 am: Edit

Is that how he died?

By Lame-O on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 - 07:49 am: Edit

He was in his forties. I don't think he died of natural causes!

By Ken Robbins on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 - 08:49 am: Edit

You're an ass, "rumpleforeskin." How could you possibly derive amusement from such a oppressive matter at hand?


"Years of steroid abuse evidently had gradually shrunk Duchaine's foreskin, and before he realized it, the foreskin buried his urethra. With the inability to release his urine, his penis exploded. His autoposy shows that he died from extreme pain. When medics arrived he was found dead in his apartment lying in a pool of urine, on his apartment floor, adjacent to the phone. His girlfriend, Daniel Sherman of 2 years, was devastated and speechless when asked how she felt about Duchaine's demise."


That's an expert taken from the New York Times.

Dan Duchaine will be sorely missed, particularly among his bodybuilding peers. He really was one of the greatest bodybuilders of his time. He was my idol and he will be deeply missed.

By Anonymous on Wednesday, January 26, 2000 - 05:12 am: Edit

no he died from some type of kidney cancer...cough roids kill cough

By Anonymous on Friday, January 28, 2000 - 04:27 am: Edit

autopsy says he died of natural causes

By STUD ( - 198.114.204.163) on Monday, March 27, 2000 - 10:41 pm: Edit

Basically that is what they would say to cover steroid usage. And you guys are all dumbbasses. No wonder our society is on the downturn, none of you even know basic grammer or possess common sense. Try an education, because you're making the lot of us dumber by your posts.

By Ken Robbins ( - 209.246.73.104) on Tuesday, March 28, 2000 - 04:55 am: Edit

I know you're not talking about me, you punk-ass son of a bitch! I possess excellent grammar.

By BILL REYNOLDS on Saturday, April 01, 2000 - 09:34 pm: Edit

The latest was:

Dan Duchaine died from injecting Ultimate Orange
directly into his brain. This caused an
adrenaline rush which caused his brain to
hemmorage and eventually explode. An empty syringe
and can of Ultimate Orange were found by his side.

By MuscleHead on Tuesday, April 04, 2000 - 08:02 am: Edit

He knew his target. That is why I respect him. Doesn’t matter that he is dead. You are too limited to understand him. And you all are afraid. But he and I are not.

By Obionejabroni ( - 208.3.198.58) on Thursday, April 20, 2000 - 11:28 pm: Edit

WHO GIVES A •••• ABOUT HIS STUPID ASS.WAS HE PAYING YOUR GUYS RENT?PEOPLE DIE,END OF STORY.

By Hardgainer ( - 172.140.153.75) on Sunday, June 11, 2000 - 08:33 am: Edit

He died because of Kidney failure you dumbshits. He's ••••••• dead, so have some respect.

By PZA ( - 208.3.198.115) on Sunday, June 11, 2000 - 01:04 pm: Edit

kidney failure do to years of admitted steroid abuse.i dont respect anyone that takes or promotes steroid use.anyone that takes or promotes is a weak person in the true sense of the word.respect dan......never more like laugh at him and everyone who's going to die for the same reason.....stupidity.