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By bo on Saturday, January 29, 2000 - 09:25 pm: Edit

I apologize for that last bullshit filled comment. I am really a fat ass that sits at their computer all day writing bullshit filled comments such as that one. I am gay.

By bo on Monday, January 31, 2000 - 06:03 pm: Edit

I guess that because this is new to me and I failed to put the fact in that I am gay that whom ever wrote that last comment in response really doesn't have anything better to do but think up little quips at a computer all day rather than think that the first message was very legit.

By Nelson Muntz on Tuesday, February 01, 2000 - 09:37 am: Edit

You're gay? HA HA!!! What a BITCH!!!!!

By Jack Ito F. on Tuesday, February 01, 2000 - 09:51 am: Edit

Actually, I do have something better to do. When I'm not busy thinking up little quips at a computer all day, I jack off. I enjoy jacking off anytime, and any place. I jack off in my car to work. I've got two hands, you know? One on the wheel and the other stroking my dick or fingering my asshole. I jack off at the movies. I jack off when I'm shitting. I jack off in the shower. I jack when I'm on the phone. I jack off while watching TV. I jack off while eating breakfast. I jack off while eating lunch. I jack off while eating dinner. I jack off while snacking. I jack off prior to pissing. I jack off after I'm finished pissing. I jack off privately. I jack off publicly. That reminds me, today, while at the bus stops, I got bored, pulled out my dick and started jacking off. This old bitch assumingly 79 years of age, next to me was gawking at me, and I slapped her with my dick. Bitch got scared and ran behind the garbage can. Yeah, I followed the bitch, and I lifted her by the hair, and made her suck me off. I blew my load all over her. Then I got bored and started jacking off again. This time, the bitch just came over and kneeled before me. Thinking I would allow her to continue to suck me off. She was wrong. I kicked her in the pussy, and she just laid there lifelessly. I continued to jack off and once again, blew my load all over her. Now, 15 minutes later, I saw the bus coming, and I didn't bother with putting my dick back in because I knew I would be bored on the bus. As you might have guess, I was jacking off as I got on the bus, because I was bored again. When I arrived at the mechanic to pick my car up, I started jacking off in front of the mechanic's face. Anyway, I got my car, and on my way home, I started jacking off again. I jacked off allllllll the way home. Got home and continued to jack off. So, you see, I jack off when I'm not thinking up little quips at a computer all day.

By Masturbaterhater ( - 199.174.56.33) on Wednesday, March 22, 2000 - 03:06 am: Edit

You are a dumbass to put up something as stupid as that! If you were really jacking off, how did you write the message? Your dick must be really small if you say you only used one hand and the other one was free you faggot!

By Jack Ito F. ( - 63.253.68.111) on Wednesday, March 22, 2000 - 08:45 am: Edit

You see, unlike having my hand up my ass as I type this, such as yourself, I jack off. I didn't write the message, I typed it. Why must I have to have a small dick in order to type the message with one hand? I'm not going to bother arguing with you. If you want some facts from an eyewitness... or should I say mouthwitness? Or how about cuntwitness? Well, then, ask your mommy. She knows ALL about my dick and she LOVES it! Oh, and I'm straight. However, I do question your sexuality, seeing as you've concerned yourself with my dick and the masturbating fun we have together. Are you jealous that my dick and I have tremendous fun together? Or is it that your mommy and my dick have tremendous fun together? Anyway, bitch, I have to dick-feed your mommy, otherwise she won't sleep. Moreover, I enjoy sleeping with my dick in your mommy's mouth. And let's not forget her pussy and ass, they're quite friendly.