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Terry Crews: Jerome Mayberry's 10 Commandments Of The Weight Room

Terry Crews: Jerome Mayberry's 10 Commandments Of The Weight Room

You think you know a little somethin' about training? Fool! You don't even know what you don't even know! Jerome Mayberry is here to set you up and train yo' person.

Listen up, son!

The gym ain't no place for lily flowers and fools, fool. I'm Jerome Mayberry, ultimate bad@ss. Teacher extraordinaire. Supreme trainer of persons!

You think you know Jerome Mayberry? Son, Terry Crews don't even know Jerome Mayberry! This ain't no Old Spice commercial. These are my commandments, kid.

Throw yo' ears at me, son. Throw them eyes! Hold onto your gym socks or they'll get knocked straight off. Get ready for school. Class is in session! Jerome's about to lay down the law in a brand new testament to gym etiquette.

Jerome Mayberry 10 Commandments Episode 1
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The 10 commandments of the weight room: Ain't no stopping 'em!

You ever step foot in the gym again without following my rules, you won't step at all. I'll cut off your feet!

Now oil up! Let's hit the weights.

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rmessmann

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No wonder I haven't gotten the result I want... I need more oil!

Feb 17, 2012 1:39pm | report
 
ecliptikz

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haha i need to buy some oil aswell

Feb 17, 2012 11:48pm | report
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bjaen

LOL!! We can I have just any oil? I'm thinking J

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dajunglebrotha

LOL!!! HILARIOUS!!!

Feb 17, 2012 1:44pm | report
 
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alphonzo79

I choked on my lunch!

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Feb 17, 2012 1:58pm | report
 
patsrugbyfreak

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patsrugbyfreak

Makes me wanna hit the gym hard today!!! Way to go Terry.

Feb 17, 2012 2:03pm | report
 
Orsin

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Orsin

Why are you all laughing? This is industry standard advice... ;-)

Feb 17, 2012 2:06pm | report
 
Exercise Eric

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Exercise Eric

This is the best video ever! So hyped to hit the gym, but before I do I gotta buy 10 bodybuilding.com towels: http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/bbcom/gymtowel.html">http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/bbcom/gymtowel.html

Feb 17, 2012 2:25pm | report
 
hughesn2

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I remember I made my own comMANdments of the weight room for college students at the college weight rooms. Here were a few:
1) If you are gonna be in the weight room for an hour, actually do something during that time.
2) Don't lie to your friends by saying you worked out for an hour when you actually lifted a weight for five minutes of that time.
3) If you are gonna watch the TV in the weight room then get as far away from any weights as possible, don't take up space.
4) Don't come in groups of 4-6 b/c when you do then while one of your buddies is doing one set all of you sit their and do nothing b/c you don't understand how to properly use a weight room.
5) If on the track and with more than 2 ppl, don't take up all three lanes by walking at a slow pace. ALL OF YOU WALK IN THE INSIDE LANE!
6) If you are a guy and you are using the foot pedal elliptical, try not look like a complete fairy the entire time. Second, don't use it for more than 10min if you are a guy, hit the weight or the track, YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE A MAN!!!!
7) No lying on a bench if you haven't done a set for over 5 minutes. You shall not rest for 5 minutes if you are occupying weights that others want to use.
8) Wear the correct clothing that fits your body type. Nobody wants to see your titties (sorry if that is offensive) hanging from your sleeveless shirt the entire workout. If you have ZERO muscle definition don't wear the tightest UA gear possible. YOU SHALL NOT EVER WEAR DIRTY OR WET SHOES IN THE WEIGHT ROOM!!!!!! No wearing jeans, khakis, collared shirts, or any shirt that does not look like it should be worn in a weight room. If there is any sort of precipitation on the ground you better bring a bag and have some extra shoes in there.
9) Do not pick up the heavy weights in which you know you cannot lift. Be smart for once.
10) WORK HARD!!!!!! Don't act like a complete d*uche in the weight room. Most of us come in here to workout, but most go in there for fun. The weight room is not used for "fun" it is used for "work" and "dedication"
Finally, if the new semester comes upon and you made New Years Resolution and you are a guy, you better have came to the weight room before. Nothing ****** off college students in the weight room more than the first three weeks of the Winter semester b/c there are 50 guys in the weight room and at most 20 of them have actually worked out in a weight room more than 15 times before in their entire life.
Those are my comMANdments for the weight room use

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stevenmurray198

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cool story bro

Feb 17, 2012 2:49pm | report
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SashaTheGreat

I like number 7. Can't stand people that monopolize gym equipment like that.

Feb 17, 2012 4:51pm | report
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admirza

lol...I should put these up in my Gym...

Feb 18, 2012 1:17am | report
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JakeCraig18

this coming from a guy who probly cant even bench his own bodyweight for one rep

Feb 18, 2012 12:00pm | report
hughesn2

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hughesn2

What the hell gives you that assumption????

Feb 18, 2012 5:22pm | report
JakeBainas

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JakeBainas

^ what gave him that assumption is probably because you are small

Feb 19, 2012 7:48pm | report
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Clean n Jerk Josh

Lol, great list!

Feb 20, 2012 4:34pm | report
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Benjamn

very poorly written.. your obviously an american know all.

Apr 4, 2012 8:20pm | report
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ObeseCamelz

Some of these rules are good, and some of them are plain stuck up arrogant ********.

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Shanks

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Shanks

Sounds more like a rant than "comMANndments".

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TonyTHFC

you're not the boss of me lol

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Patch871

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Patch871

funny, but not as good as his EURO TRAINING thats a good one :D

Feb 17, 2012 2:39pm | report
 
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vintage98

haha love this

Feb 17, 2012 3:53pm | report
 
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One of the funniest things I've ever watched!!

Feb 17, 2012 5:01pm | report
 
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lol fake spotting

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lol'ed hard.

Anyone brave enough to tell Jerome to hit legs more?

Feb 17, 2012 5:57pm | report
 
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