Earlier this year, Bodybuilding.com embarked on a secret mission. We kept it wrapped tighter than your kid's most coveted toy, but we're finally ready to rip off the paper and reveal our results.
Our mission? Make Santa diesel.
That's right - we made everybody's favorite fat man fit, melting his blubber like snow and transforming his gut into a gift. We made him run with reindeer, pull his own sleigh, and practice MMA with the elves. Yes, we turned "Santa's Workshop" into "Santa's Sweatshop." We... wait. No, not like that. We meant "Santa's Gym!" Hold the pointy-eared lawsuits, if you please.
We got the Big Man to say, "Eff the sleigh! 'Tis the season to get crazy shredded!" With a little help from our experts, Santa gave himself a gift this year: an insane six-pack. Apologies to Phil Health, but the reigning Mr. O will need a new nickname moving forward.
Santa was so appreciative of our present that he wanted to present you with his newfound fitness cheer. Thus, the Bodybuilding.com 12 Days of Fit-Mas are here. For the next 2 weeks, we'll be dropping gifts like pounds. Come back daily to unwrap your new present, from the "Gift of Fitness Gifts" to the "Gift of..."
Well, you'll just have to wait.
Merry Fit-mas and Happy Hottie-days, from all of us at Bodybuilding.com
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